Ready ... BREAK!

Whoever thought of Spring Break should receive a Nobel Peace Prize. That's what I think anyway. I was very happy to be in my bed and let it be known that I slept for 12 hours my first night back at home. Man was it good. I don't even remember Friday. I never sleep in. Even on weekends I'm up and at 'em on a max of 8 1/2 hours if there's no alarm to tell me otherwise. Anything over that is a huge accomplishment. Morgan came wand we had some folks over the house for dinner that evening. My mom's friend from primerica brought her baby. And of course my hormones go into over drive. I might as well have started to lactate because it was seriously the cuetest baby ever ... besides me of course ... I was pretty cute. And she was so good! She just sat and watched people ... SO PRECIOUS! I wonder what life would have been like if I had had a baby. I imagine pretty sucky. I always say "I want a baby!" but I'm just joshin' ya. I can't imagine my selfish lifestyle being cut short. How would I make it to London? My best friend is pregnant with her 2nd child. Hey crackhead ... i don't feel good. Why? Because I'm pregnant again. I couldn't take that as my lot in life. I'm having way too much fun. If I hadn't gone to college ... uh uh ... not even fathomable. I can't even stay in a relationship for more than a couple months ... babies?! YEAH RIGHT! Having company was fun. We played Taboo. I'm still good at that game. My team won of course :-)