All the plumber's butt but no plumber!

HAHAHA oh this morning was comedy with the technician from SBC. We've been having computer issues and so my mom called SBC in a panic because she was sure it was the connection. Which it's not ... but anyway! The technician comes around 11. He's a big guy. I always feel bad for the pleasingly plump people that have to work on things at our place because they have to walk up two flights of stairs. So when he finally got to the top he's breathing all hard as he sits down to check out our computer. I tell him that I don't think it's the connection but he can check it anyway. He tells me it isn't the connection, it's the computer (which I already knew) I'm chilling watching him screw around to kill time and I look down and see so much crack I'd swear I was in an abandoned alley way at home. It just wasn't right. How do u tell people they need to pull up their pants? I don't think he was wearing any underwear though because there was just too much booty. I'm sorry this is terrible but still funny. So he's sitting here and his head is just bobbing like he's conducting business in India and he must have a blocked passage way because it sounded like he was snoring. He's talking about the money it's gonna cost for the tech visit and then he gets a page from his supervisor to let him know that my dad is an SBC employee so he starts talking me up and being all nice. It was amusing but I was not impressed. People only treat you nice when you can do something for them. What's that about?! A customer is a customer.